The Republic of Estados Confederados de Caxias is a huge, safe nation, notable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 537 million Caxienses enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government prioritizes Welfare, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caxias do Sul. The average income tax rate is 9.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Caxiense economy, worth 39.5 trillion Reais a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 73,517 Reais, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house, the traditional Violetist dish of stuffed sheep's head is served with an intense look of shock upon its face, taking hostages is a great way to influence government policy, and old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Estados Confederados de Caxias's national animal is the Capivara, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Estados Confederados de Caxias is ranked 133,838^th in the world and 3,028^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 758.4 on the Gilded Widget Scale.